Sorry for the delay, I'm in the middle of moving, or as I see it, "Hell!!" It is not fun, trying to sell off some stuff and just trying to not go crazy. I should be wrapped up, traveling and hopefully settled. Sorry for the wait, I'll drop lines now and then.
This is what it started like....
Okay, end of the Heaven and Hell story. I'm actually going back there in the next month to visit and hang out with some of the friends I made on the show. I'm also working on some of my book on screenwriting as I will be working online for another gig.
Thanks for reading the blog, it's actually now nearing 10 years of my blog, amazing! I'm considering my own online screenwriting instruction. As some of you know I have taught screenwriting way back at the University of Los Angeles, (UCLA) one of the best screenwriting teaching courses in the world.
Should have a new story asap.
Hang on.
They
are well into the filming of my episode. The director meets me and says
he's filming the scene as I had originally written it rather than the
Kaplan/Mahon version. What's interesting here is that a director rarely
goes over the heads of the producers but in this instance he did.
He
also had the 1st AD talk to Mahon to keep her away from the actors and
the scene itself. As the AD talks to her, she notices me but doesn't say
anything. I figure I won't either. Let it go. The scene is finished and
Mahon approaches the director and asks how it's going. He replies
simply, "good." She leaves and he gives me a nod.
You
would rarely see this on a series, I've seen it a couple of times on
other shows. And while it shows the director's confidence as well as the
actor's, it's also because they have spent time on the script with me
or the other writers, including Rino and Jonathan who have experienced
similar moments.
Believe it or not.

And
my time is almost over. They are filming my first script and the second
one will be filmed in September for which I probably won't be asked
back since I had done all the necessary rewrites for it.
I
decide to leave a week early as all the scripts are pretty much done
and there's nothing left to do. Rino also is leaving at the end of the
week. In 2 weeks, everyone will be gone and Jackson will be a tourist
town again.
I
take a day or two to say goodbye to the locals, Louise and the Greeks
and even the stalker whom I meet one day on the street. He didn't seem
to know who I was. I also visit the set and see the crew who worked
tirelessly on this show and had some idea of the infighting between the
writers and producers, but never really bothered us. Erica is there and
says she'll see me at the bar and gives me a hug. Hugs are big on film
crews.
I
wasn't sure how I'd spend my last evening and figured it would end at
the bar with the above-the-line crew as we all did for the last several
months. But when I get to my hotel there's a message.
An
invitation to dinner with three, count them, three of the most
interesting women on the show. The two sisters, Marilyn and Lauren and
Carrie, who scanned her face on paper and gave me a copy. What more
could any guy ask for?
Naturally I figure someone else must have turned them down but I don't hesitate in answering YES!!
I
rush through the bar, saying goodbyes. Karen the accountant says she'd
miss my jokes, and we all promise to keep in touch even though most of
the time it never happens. But in this case, I still do keep in touch
with many of them. I see Jorn and ask him to come with me, he doesn't
have to think twice.
Upon
arriving at the restaurant just outside of town limits, I am in for
another surprise. There, in the dim light and flickering candles, I
realize there's something different about these three women,
No hiking boots and parkas and down vests.
Instead,
they're all wearing light summer-type dresses, with hair done up and
looking like three amazing Eliza Doolittles. The rest of the dinner is a
soft blur, the five of us talk initially about the show, but then about
things everybody talks about, life, hope, future. It's one of those
moments you want to go on forever.
But
like moments, they are soon gone as Marilyn's smiling candle-lit face
dissolves into raindrops hitting against my windshield as I drive down
the main street in early morning. The street is empty, I pass by the
bars and cafes and shops that were part of my life for the last several
months, snow had come and gone, leaves were on the trees and a few deer
families took shelter under them. Resting in the cupholder is my last
hot coffee from Louise, the coffee shop owner who said goodbye to me
minutes ago.
I
think of how small things can change a mood, a dinner, a sunny day,
even rain falling. And it's then that a moment happens, one of those
moments where you feel so good that even if you had to die that moment,
you would still be happy. That moment came to me now.
It
was not an easy show, I'd like to think that it was an anomoly, an
abberation of how TV series should work. But I hear war stories from
others in the following years that suggests it can happen again.
When
movies began in the late 1800's, a French theater critic was known to
have said of them, "now there is an art form for the masses." Up till
then art was for the wealthy and the aristocracy but movies, for a few
pennies, gave ordinary people a glance into life they never had before.
I
like writing stories and continue to do so and feel lucky I still can.
As I write this my attorney is negotiating a sale for a Christmas
screenplay. It's called The Town That Forgot Christmas. It's bad luck to
go this far in mentioning a script sale, but if it doesn't there will be
others.

And what was that moment I described earlier?
A
black bear stood at the edge of the highway as I approached in my SUV.
This was just outside the town limits. He was on two legs, sniffing and
watching and at the last moment, darted off into the trees.
I
stopped and reached for my camera. He stood within the tall pines for
another moment and watched me. Then with a seemingly bored look, he
dropped to all fours and slowly waddled off into the deep forest.
Probably thinking; "some writer, he never even considered a bear episode".
Epilogue:
I still keep in contact with Karen the accountant, Jorn the Cameraman,
Dan the Production Designer, Ray the locations person, and a few others.
I still talk to Marilyn whenever we're in the same place, and Lauren just a month ago. All
are doing well. Rino has passed away.
Only the deer send me off this morning. And yes, I did see Erica before I left.
One of the actors playing a Park Ranger, nice guy and easy to work with. The old guy is me.
The
time has finally come when my first episode will be shot. It's one of
the two scripts I was given to write besides all the rewrite work on
other people's scripts. The second of my scripts will be written later.
Kaplan
offers some notes of which some are good. After he leaves, the director
of this episode drops by to discuss his notes. He has several comments,
all of which are not difficult to make. Many directors, especially TV
directors don't like to have writers around as the old joke suggests
"because we're the only ones who know they're faking it."
At
the very basic level, every script belongs to the writer. In fact
European countries only accept the writer as the owner of the story and
script. Sure, the director brings it to life, but a script can stand on
it's own as reading material, regardless if it's made or not.
But
this director is very generous and ready to work with me. He has read
the first draft and asks why a new scene was added, a "drug deal" with
the dying man and his partner. He asks why I changed it to something
stereotypical and not as good as my original script.
I tell him in two words: Kaplan and Mahon, the producers. They thought it would add some edge to the story, I said it made no sense. Why did I change it?
You
have a lot to take into consideration when making changes; a
responsibility to the show and the actors. On the other hand, if you
cross the producers (in this case, Kaplan and Mahon), you can get a bad
rap for being "difficult to work with" throughout the industry.
And
there's usually two reasons why someone can't get work in this
business; either they're not very good or they're hard to work with.
And
after a week of them keeping after me to make the changes, I did. But I
also knew that the director, if he was good, would notice the changes
and I know the actors would immediately.
This director said he would try to get the original script back. But I doubted it would happen.
Next came the actors.
They
dropped by separately, as is the custom, nobody wants to share the
script with another actor. Gunther, who was saved with me by Erica at
the bar, complains about the "drug deal" scene in the new script. I tell
him why I changed it and he shakes his head and says "they don't know
shit."
After
him, Franz, the actor playing opposite him comes in and says "I
noticed some changes". I tell him about Kaplan and Mahon's dumb ideas
and he sides with me, the director and Gunther. So far 4 against 2.
Finally
Erica comes into the office, grabs me by the hand and takes me out
onto the little ground-level balcony our office has. She says her
character should have some faults and not be so perfect. Exactly the
opposite of what her German producer wanted, which was having characters
with no problems and riding horses in the mountains.
By
now you must be getting an idea of the frustration of working with not
very smart producers. Neither Kaplan or Mahon were "smarties" as Mel
Brooks would say, instead they did more to harm the writing on the show
than help it
Actors,
especially star actors, like "the big speech". This is where they get
to show how dramatic they can be. Think of Al Pacino in Scene of a Lady,
or Denzel Washington in Training Day. Those scenes that win awards for
actors.
I
had written a scene like that for an episode, but it wasn't for Erica,
it was for the supporting actor. The scene was about a wife's reaction
to her husband's death was not sorrow but anger at him for betraying
her. It was a good scene because it did the opposite of what the
audience expected. Writers love to write this kind of scene but don't
always have the right story.
Erica wanted a scene like that.
And
since she wasn't in the new "drug scene", she really didn't care about
it. This was all about her. It wasn't a hard thing to change so I said I
would do it.
That
evening the film crew had a baseball game with the rangers and local
police and they beat us by ten runs. It was a relaxing moment, even with
Kaplan there. Everyone was enjoying themselves, Lauren was adapting
well to her new position as Art Director, Jorn the cameraman was looking
forward to returning to his family after the show wrapped. And I
attempted again to talk to Marilyn but stumbled on every sentence.
As
I drive a police officer home he suggests we "buzz" a fellow officer
who's on radar patrol but I decline, not wanting to get a speeding
ticket as well as the impact of a few beers I had at the bbq after the
game.
The
next day they began filming my episode and I come to the set and meet
the director, who's decided to shoot my original version " F..k them",
he adds.
I can't really disagre
(Fri: Mahon & I face off)
As
usual, I end up at a farewell party at the bar for Dan Cooper, the
production designer who's off to do two western movies, and he's not all
that unhappy to be leaving our troubled show. He leaves Lauren in
charge and when I act surprised she glares at me, I realize that the
woman doing a man's job issue has been misunderstood and I attempt an
awkward back step. I've never thought that and have always respected
women filmmakers and in some instances mentored them.
But
later, Lauren and her sister Marilyn pass me little notes, letters from
Finbar the stalker that they've written, laughing as I read them. They
sit across from each other between men who do their best to impress the
two sisters. For awhile I watch the dance that occurs between them and
the men, and I realize I'm in writer mode now, studying people and what
they do. They laugh at jokes, smile, nod and generally capture the
hearts.
For me it's welcomed, not having to deal with Kaplan and Jonathan and Mahon and Hilda the German money.
Erica
is there, getting attention from the men that are too far from the
sisters. Raoul, one of the actors shouts at me to write a scene for him
so I grab crayon and paper on the table and write a simple first-grade
level page of a screenplay.
Someone
jokes that it's a Kaplan script who left early after giving a farewell
speech to Dan's leaving. I think Kaplan knows how much he's disliked.
The crayon script makes its rounds, everybody adding a line and I can't
help notice how good everybody feels, made better by knowing that the
show is rolling towards the last episodes and soon it will be over.
Then
Erica grabs my arm and says she wants to look at the moon over the
river. Now you have to remember Erica was one of my fantasy loves as a
teenager and now she asks me to go and look at the moon.
Do I need to say how I feel?
Died and gone to heaven.
The
moon is indeed over the valley and it's almost like a Hollywood scene.
We sit on a bench and talk; the show, the mountains, Germany, the Rocky
Mountains, I learn more about her life, how she as a young girl
remembered powdered milk after the war ended in Germany and how some
Hollywood types referred to her as a Nazi. It was a long hard road to
her success and I realize she has earned it.
Then I pitch her my plan. It had come up weeks before and lurked in my mind for days now. I had the perfect business plan.
Hollywood Donuts.
I
had noticed that there were no donut shops in Jackson. There was
HavaJava but that was closed early. And a donut shop is different
anyway. There were truckers passing through the town all night, heading
for distant cities.
Erica didn't know what a donut was but influenced by the drinks she had, she came up with a name.
Hollywood Donuts.
And our slogan would be "Hollywood Donuts Are Forever".
I
didn't know what it meant, but it sounded good. We now knew enough
locals to be able to finance Hollywood Donuts and it would feature the
Erica combo, coffee and Black Forest Cake. Not officially a donut but it
would be the signature treat.
But the night is just beginning.
At
11:30 Erica wants to dance so we leave the movie scene I created in my
mind and head tot the often wild hotel bar downtown. There she succeeds
in dragging me onto the dance floor and proceeds to show her stuff. For
me, it's totally embarrassing and I do everything I try to get off the
floor. She ends the dance by jumping on me and the crowd roars.
What happens next that is both scary and amazing.
I
join Gunther, a German actor who was flown here to play the part of the
dying man in the script I wrote. Gunther and I get along well and he
says, of Erica; "she has a lot of energy".
Then
I notice that three mountain types approach us. One is bearded, heavy
set, no necks and obviously tough. His two buddies are pretty much the
same, less the beards. Beard stands about a foot in front of me and
says...
"So that's the movie star."
I
nod. Then he throws his cigarette, it hits my chest and bounces off.
Gunther steps closer to me. Beard then says "you movie people, you
really think you're something". I say "not really". He stares blankly at
me.
"They
don't like Germans", Gunther says and I add, "And they don't like me." I
lean into Gunther and say that if they swing at us we have to hit the
one closest to us and then head for the door. It's suddenly become a
western cowboy showdown. And Gunther and I are really not fighters.
The
big guys move in and just as they step ahead... Erica literally flows
in between us and the mountain men and says something that sounds like
"you look very strong" at Beard who stops, momentarily dazed. They are
completely stunned, and I'm not sure if it was her sudden appearance, or
them realizing they are looking face-to-face with a real movie star,
but she has them in her hands...
... at least for a few more seconds.
In
which she grabs my hand, twirls like a ballerina and drags Gunther and I
away as smooth as a good bourbon. The next thing we know, we're
outside. Once we get into my SUV and drive away, all three of us laugh.
Safe and sound, thanks to a movie star.
Erica nods, says "sometimes it works, sometime it doesn't".
(Wed: My episode is filmed)

Okay,
so I'm being a little dramatic but nothing much in the writing and
fighting department so I'm going to catch up on the local gossip in
Jackson. The pic is at a really hotel where secrets often are shared. I shared some.
I've
mentioned Louise, the coffee house owner previously. Louise had invited
me to a house party, one of 2 of our film crew to be invited, so I felt it would be to go. She has one of those houses built in the 1940's and
now made more open and modern. The crowd is locals, mostly store owners
like her and a few others.
Louise
slides through the large living room, making sure everyone is happy. I
sit at a wet bar across from a man who is mostly silent. Louise hugs me,
gives me a drink and the man glares at me. Ray, the location manager of
the series and the other one invited, tells me that the staring man is
Louise's ex-husband, another Greek restaurant owner.
It
turns out this is/was his house and Louise got it as a settlement. And
to make it more interesting, Ray thinks Louise is flirting with me to
push her ex's buttons. Not really what I need at this point, being
worried enough about my stalker and even my job.
Ray
adds that Louise has had plenty of affairs in town, which she later
confirms, saying "yeah, they like to talk about me in town". I stay for
another hour and then leave, walking back to my hotel. Spring is here
now and the evenings are cool but bearable without a parka.
At
the hotel the night clerk talks to me a little and I mention Ari the
Greek. The night clerk is a tall, gangly man who has dark eyes that seem
to be watching you. He says he knows lots about Ari and the other
Greeks in town and tells me that Ari's restaurants have burned down
three times under mysterious circumstances and that everyone in town
knows and someday the "authorities" will know.
I
see myself entering conspiracy world so I attempt to leave when night
clerk asks if I'd like to see the video tapes he has of the fires. I
politely decline, and go to my room. I hear the night clerk laughing and
talking to himself. I make sure my door is double locked.
A
few days later I learn that the night clerk was fired from Ari's
restaurant and ordered by the court to keep away from the place. I also
learn that Ari beat his wife some time ago and spent some time in jail.
Then
we learn that Ari recently fired a waitress we all liked because she
refused to serve liquor to customers after hours, which would be
illegal. The TV crew is quite upset and draft a letter to Ari saying we
won't frequent his place unless she's hired back.
The
town is full of characters; one of them, Big Ed writes the horoscope
for a local free paper and admits he makes them up. He says he even
created a new sign, Saturn, whose predictions are always good. "Makes
people happier," he adds.
Many
of us find a new bar after the waitress firing incident and Ari's place
is less busy, although now more tourists are beginning to come back to
Jackson after the long, hard winter.
(Wed: The first completed episode is awful)
Sorry for the delay, I was running around town and spent more time in traffic than any human wants to be.
Summer
is now just around the corner, more tourists, less parkas. In the
writer's room we get a call from the network in the east that the first
episode does not look good. Everything I suspected (or knew) was
correct. The first few scripts were fixed as much as possible but you
can't make a good script out of a bad one. No matter how hard you try.
You can make it better, but not much. At least it wasn't mine. But we also have someone new to deal with.
Hilda.
Hilda
is representing the German partners in this series, that's why we have
Erica here and also a few other German actors. All of whom are very good
and easy to work with.
Hilda is a different story.
True
to stereotype, Hilda is a tough, stocky woman who orders rather than
asks or requests. She is Littman's opposite and is here to exercise
power for the European partner. I am introduced and then leave for
lunch.
On
the way to the Java place that Louise runs, I meet Mindy, the young
actress who's a regular on the show. While no Meryl Streep, she does
okay for the role. She walks up to me, holding a script, which, as it
turns out was my episode, the one that I wrote about the German tourist
who was dying and came to the mountains to end his life.
There
are two subplots; one deals with Mindy's romantic dinner with the
police chief and another subplot involving a stripper, which Kaplan
insisted I put into the story against my objections.
Mindy had read the script and was all smiles. Then she gave me probably one of the best compliments I've ever had on a script.
"It's so Jim."
That
was all. But coming from her it made me feel that my efforts to write
good, solid drama and some comedy was working. And no matter what anyone
else said, it didn't really matter.
And others would say not so kind things.
Hilda
questioned the entire series, she wants more "family entertainment."
Then she adds "why do all the characters have so many problems, why
can't they just be happy and ride on horses and "lets not have so many
people in bed, my goodness" (yes she did say that).
I
do agree with the bed-hopping the characters do, not because it's racy,
but because it's poorly done. Like most of the scripts we're forced to
redo. It's clear now that Rino and I are the best writers here.
Jonathan, who rarely leaves his condo can do good work, but he seems
disillusioned now. And Kaplan, who initiated the sexy scenes, now looks
uncomfortable.
Then we get to my script. The one Mindy likes and the other actors like.
"Ah, yes, Mark's (Littman the network guy) favorite script."
Kaplan
bites his lip and Jonathan looks angry. But before they can say
anything Hilda launches into my script full ahead. She rips almost every
scene saying she wants happier characters.
And
she doesn't like the stripper story, which I didn't like either. Kaplan
forced it on me. But to Hilda it's even worse as she says about the
stripper; "It's disgustiing, I mean, I know they have to feed their
children but let's cut most of that character out."
Well at least she didn't want us to kill the stripper off.
Kaplan
turns traitor again and goes along with Hilda's comments, which Rino
and I know are mostly incompetent and useless. They both insist I make
some major changes and I have 24 hours to do it as the episode begins
shooting in one day.
This has put me between four sides; Kaplan, Hilda, Jonathan and Littman a thousand miles away.
Ah, the writer's life.